Flying With Mr. Cooper

Last week I flew by myself with Cooper for the first (and based on how it went, probably last) time. Among my worries about how to keep him on my lap without a horse tranquilizer and how to pee at the airport with Cooper strapped to my chest in a baby bjorn, I was also worried about who was going to end up sitting next to us on the flight. While waiting at the gate I found myself scanning the crowd for possibilities of who might be a good option to try and sit next to when I realized- I might be the teensiest bit unrealistic in my expectations of a seat mate. So I drafted a letter to use for future flights to make my screening process easier.

To my potential seat mate,

Would you like to sit by my son on an airplane? You should, he's very cute and gives large open-mouth kisses freely. He might poop his pants but that's ok right? I thought so.

There are however a few qualifications you must meet to be granted the honor of sitting next to my baby. Oh it's nothing unreasonable, and if you do these things you will be rewarded handsomely by payment of Cheerios given through sticky fingers. Don't worry. He almost always gets them in your mouth.

First of all, I see that you bought some overpriced snacks before you got on the plane. I'm sure you'd like to eat them but that's not really going to work out for us on account of my son's food jealousy issues. If you could just hide all your food for the duration of the flight that would be appreciated. Oh and don't even think about taking one of those little bags of peanuts either... And also, no complimentary drinks, sorry, my son likes to dip his face in open cups of liquid.

Hmm, I see that you have an iPad. You're going to have to keep that hidden as well. OR you could let Cooper play with it, he's drooled on my iPhone for months now and it's still working if that makes you feel better.

And sorry, no reading material either. Cooper has an affinity for ripping paper and then eating it. If you could just sit there quietly staring straight ahead until Cooper is ready to play peek a boo with you that would be great.

And please no jewelry. He rips out earrings, yanks necklaces, and eats watches. I guess a modest ring would be ok. But just the one, and nothing too shiny please. Glasses would be a definite deal breaker. Do you have contacts you can wear? Please go to the tiny airport bathroom, put them in, and then we'll talk.

Lastly you'll need to wait til you leave the plane to call your ride. We're not allowed to talk on cell phones in his presence.

So you can see that we're not asking much, we're very easy to sit by! One of us will keep our hands to ourselves. One of us won't scream in your ear. One of us won't touch your face with drool soaked fingers... But I can't make any promises about the other one.

Happy flying.

Love,
Paige and Cooper

Utah Trip

For those of you that don't follow my every move religiously (what's wrong with you by the way?) Cooper and I just got back from a two week trip to Utah. Ah, it was so nice. There was sunshine. And heat. And Cafe Rio. I ate meals by myself. I showered by myself. And Cooper had a constant crowd to show off for.

We went to Lagoon and Cooper had a BLAST. I have never seen him so excited. We rode the merry-go-round about seven times and Cooper would start screaming as soon as it started and wouldn't stop until I pried him off his horsey.

It was challenging to get him to look at an animal. 

It was also challenging to get him to stay on his animal, he wanted to check it out.

He loved the little tidal wave. We rode it in the day.

And at night.

He's like squinting in the wind. So funny.

While we were there we decided to throw an impromptu and fake birthday party for Cooper. His birthday isn't until next month but my family wanted to celebrate while he was here. It was Hello Kitty themed naturally. Because my son has fine taste.

Before Cooper

After Cooper

Opening presents in his underwear.

He loved digging in his chocolate cake. Probably because it resembled dirt.

His favorite part was the chocolate licorice.

So much that he started double fisting it.

And added ice cream.

So delicious he shared some with grandma.

You'll notice there are no pictures of him flying on the airplane. I think it might have been easier for me to try to get a wild alligator to sit still on my lap for two hours. Maybe crocodile dundee should have flown with him instead. Love you Coop, glad you had fun!